I have written over 100 essays, short stories, and funny emails that you can read for free in this blog.
- Death from Candy
- My play, Vanna Helsing, will be performed in 2020!
- How Justin Trudeau gaslights women
- The Donkey King and Other Stories
- Why Daylight Saving Time is Bad
- Letters from a Madman
- The Sasquatch Who Spoke His Mind
- I want to move to Mexico
- Three Ways to Improve Employee Morale
- I Have Toxic Masculinity!
- Ontario’s Green Energy Disaster
- Why I Need “Quiet Time” Each Morning
- Justin Trudeau’s “Epic Fail” on Taxing the Rich
- NannyGate: Justin Trudeau – The Hypocrite
- Fragrance Man: A Short Film Script
- Why Homework Should Be Banned
- Justin Trudeau: The Peter Pan Prime Minister
- Why I Love “Useless” University Courses
- Why You Shouldn’t Shake Anyone’s Hand
- Gun Free Zone Signs Don’t Work
- The Power of Female Beauty: Cinderella (2015)
- Three Reasons Why I Love Getting the Flu
- The Liar: A Fable
- The Troll Who Wanted To Build A Wall: A Fable
- The Neighbour Who Played Loud Music
- The Big Black Dog: A Fable
- The Number-One Reason for Weight Gain
- The Dragon Egg: A Fable
- The Donkey King: A Political Fable
- Raise the Legal Age for Marijuana
- The Man Who Repelled Women with Cologne
- The Idealistic Dreamer: Risking Everything with No Plan B
- Seven Symptoms of Mania: Homeland “The Vest” (2011)
- The Moral Argument Against Fragranced Products
- Why Captured Terrorists Can Be Detained Indefinitely
- Two Reasons Why I Can’t Marry You
- Banning Best Friends at School
- Driving the Devil out of Detroit
- A Shocking Stay at a Hawaiian Resort
- A Dinner Reservation for a Narcissist
- Two Reasons Why Premarital Sex Increases the Risk of Divorce
- The Positive and Negative Uses of Stigmatization
- Three Reasons to Delay Sex Until Marriage: The Other Boleyn Girl (2003)
- The Pig Who Loved Mud Wrestling: A Fable
- The Consequences of Acting on Impulse: Psycho (1960)
- The Troll Who Went To War: A Fable
- Illegal Immigration and the Risk to Public Health: Panic in the Streets (1950)
- Three Traits of a Naive Person: The Brides of Dracula (1960)
- The Doctrine of Proportionality: Star Trek “Balance of Terror”
- The Culture of a Vampire: A Fairy Tale
- The Three Lazy Pigs: A Fable
- Why Racial Stereotypes Are Not Always Racist: The Lone Ranger (2013)
- How the Palestinian Authority Encourages Terrorism
- The Sheep Who Refused To Fight: A Fable
- The Rabbit that Wasn’t Right in the Head: A Fable
- The Greedy Goose that Laid Golden Eggs: A Fable
- Why a Woman Won’t Marry an Idle Man: Hands Across the Table (1935)
- Shunning Someone You Disagree With
- How Trust is Restored: The Awful Truth (1937)
- The Dangers of Casual Sex: It Follows (2014)
- What Causes Sexual Orientation: Nature and Nurture
- Love, But Not Marriage: A Short Story
- Three Traits of Judgmental People
- The Wolf Who Believed He Was A Sheep: A Fable
- Two Reasons Why ISIS Practices Beheading
- The Philosophy of Non-Attachment: Heat (1995)
- The Cat that Suffered from Dogphobia: A Fable
- The Age of Consent: The Deep End (2001)
- Three Reasons Why Women Have An Affair: The Letter (1940)
- The Man Who Flipped a Coin: A Short Story
- Similarity Attraction Hypothesis: Griff the Invisible (2010)
- When Mass Surveillance is Necessary: The Dark Knight (2008)
- The Knight Errant and the Royal Maiden: Monsters (2010)
- Why a Higher Minimum Wage Can Result in a Lower Unemployment Rate
- The Root Cause of Contempt: The Gift (2015)
- How a $15 Minimum Wage Creates Winners and Losers
- Why Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas is a not a Moderate
- Three Principles in Problem Solving: World War Z (2013)
- Three Aspects of Obsessive Love: Mad Love (1935)
- The Doctrine of Jihad: Dracula Untold (2014)
- George W. Bush, Saddam Hussein, and Yellowcake: Fair Game (2010)
- The Assassination of a President: The Hunger Games Mockingjay – Part 2 (2015)
- Why the Devil is the Destroying Angel
- Three Reasons Why Young Women Love Older Men: Dead Calm (1989)
- The Rule of Law: Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)
- To Honor vs. Dishonor: Run Silent Run Deep (1958)
- Why the Unemployment Rate is not the Real Unemployment Rate
- The Moral and Ethical Argument Against Multi-Level Marketing
- The Byronic Hero: Twilight (2008)
- What it Means to be Judgmental: Separate Tables (1958)
- Why a Woman Needs a Man: Jurassic World (2015)
- The Ancient Practice of Blood Revenge: Underworld (2003)
- The Nature of Evil: Touch of Evil (1958)
- The Rules of War: Lone Survivor (2013)
- The Root Cause of Racial Prejudice: Crash (2004)
- The Policy of Appeasement: Glorious 39 (2009)
- The Error of Presumption: Noah (2014)
- Obsession with Perfection: Black Swan (2010)
- When War is Justified: The Hunger Games Mockingjay – Part 1 (2014)
- The Christian Knight: Trollhunter (2010)
- A Warning to School Bullies: Carrie (2013)
- The Ethics of Consequentialism: On Dangerous Ground (1951)
- The Absurd Nature of of Greed: Goldfinger (1964)
- Three Things You Need to Perform an Exorcism: The Exorcist (1973)
- Obsessive Love: Romeo and Juliet (1968)
- The Charming Psychopath: A Kiss Before Dying (1956)
- How A Murderer Gains Our Sympathy: Oscar Wilde’s “The Canterville Ghost”
- A Psychotic Episode: The Twilight Zone “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet”
- Unhealthy Dependency: L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz
- Why Older Men and Younger Women Fall in Love: The World of Suzie Wong (1960)
- The Pursuit of a False Dream: Scarlet Street (1945)
- The Madness of Appeasement: Séance on a Wet Afternoon (1964)
- Why Women Love Bad Boys: Born to Kill (1947)
- The Devil Incarnate: Horror of Dracula (1958)
- The Femme Fatale: Out of the Past (1947)
- Individualism vs. Communism: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
- Four Factors in Paranoia: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)
- How Cartels Create Shortages: The Revenge of Frankenstein (1958)
- Demon-Human Hybrids: Village of the Damned (1960)
- The Self-Made Psychopath: Cape Fear (1962)
